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Epitimia: Faces of insanity

30/08/12  ||  Lord K Philipson

I saw this shit being tagged as ““atmospheric black metal/post rock”, from muthafucken Russia. I have never heard ““atmospheric black metal/post rock” before but understand from the composition of those genres that this is bound to suck on at least a couple of levels. Not just one.

You know what? I was correct, didn’t need too many listens to this crap to come to that conclusion. Instead of going into analyzing mode I will make it real fucken easy on you (and me). Just click this link and get your dose of some amazing “atmospheric black metal/post rock”.

Are you floored by Teh Awesomeness? Are Epitimia your new fave band and “Faces of insanity” your new fave album right after ‘Master of puppets’ & ‘Hangin’ tough’? Are you stunned by the musicianship and the expensive production they managed to buy for exactly 2 dollars & a blowjob when they decided to bless the world with this amazing, amazing musical output?

No? Me neither.

1,5/10: At least the guy doing vocals and writing lyrics has got himself a great fucken name.

After going thru that crap, you most likely wanna read something way more interesting. You do, admit it.

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